Proposal: How to Get Hired

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Scene 1:

Interviewer: So, why were you in England?

Me: I was finding myself.

Interviewer: Finding yourself?

Me: Yes, I was finding myself. I found myself desperately wanting the corporate life, discovering that all my existential crises were, in fact, the academic unrealities of being. 

Interviewer: Next.

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